The Closet Cleanout Mystery Bag
Three years of one-of-one pieces.
Queens — we counted every rack and every bin. What's left are the ones and twos: the last Small of a jumpsuit that sold out, the single 2X of a dress we only cut once, the crop top we never restocked. Beautiful pieces with nobody left to pair them with.
So we're clearing the closet.
What you get
Two to three pieces, hand-picked for your size, worth $200 or more at full price. Yours for $75.
Every bag is built by hand from what is actually left, which means no two are alike and we cannot tell you what is inside before it ships. That is the trade. You give up the choosing. You get the price.
What's in the pool
Ballroom jumpsuits · cargo jumpsuits · slip dresses · maxi dresses · halter dresses · caftans · midi and pencil skirts · crop tops · wide leg pants · headwraps
How sizing works
Pick your size at checkout and we build your bag from pieces cut for it. Every size is capped at what is physically on the rack. When your size sells out, it is gone — these pieces are not coming back.
Size chart
All measurements in inches. These are body measurements, not garment measurements.
| S | M | L | XL | 1X | 2X | 3X | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bust | 34½ | 37¾ | 41 | 45½ | 48½ | 50½ | 55 |
| Waist | 28½ | 31½ | 34½ | 39½ | 42½ | 44 | 53½ |
| Hips | 37¾ | 41 | 44 | 48 | 51½ | 52 | 56 |
Lengths vary by style. Every bag is built from one-of-one pieces, so cut, rise and hem differ piece to piece. If you are between sizes, size up — these are final sale and we cannot swap.
Read this before you buy
Final sale. No returns, no exchanges, no size swaps, no substitutions, and no requests for specific pieces, prints or colors. We are clearing a closet, not taking orders.
Every bag ships by Friday, September 11. Free shipping on US orders.
